26th August 2007

A couple of months ago our Slave told me that Pharoah's Mummy, Linda had said I could go back for another holiday (MEE-OOOOW!) with my wonderful boyfriend Pharoah! I could hardly believe it.

Nothing happened and I thought she had forgotten, so I started to beg her quietly. She seemed to take no notice so I started to get upset and actually SHOUTED at her a few times! That did the trick!

I knew it had worked, when she told me that I was going to see our lovely Vet, Chris, and no-one else was allowed to come in the carrier with me. Oh dear, the others were really miffed, as we all love going to see our Vet. He told me he wanted to take some of my blood and tried to explain why, but I was too excited to listen and just purred at him to get on with it!

When that was over, Mummy told me that I had better get some sleep in the car, but I was too excited, and couldn't help talking to her all the way until I felt her lift my carrier out and the next person I saw was Pharoah's Mummy, smiling at me! We had arrived!

I said hello to my friends and then, MEE-OOWEE, I was taken to my special holiday chalet in Pharoah's Kingdom, and there he was, my wonderful boyfriend. Oh I couldn't help squirming with happiness - oh SO handsome, and all smiles and little greetings that the Slaves couldn't understand of course!

Once the Slaves were talking between themselves, Pharoah gave me a special grin and we had a quiet nuzzle and a little private kiss. We were so happy to see each other again, and he told me what had been going on since my last holiday, while I had a quick check round my chalet and my own personal sunbathing areas.

My holiday chalet was absolutely purrfect, Pharoah's Slave had done everything she could, specially to welcome me, and Pharoah's Kingdom was just as I remembered. Oh, I felt as if I had really come home!

As soon as my Slave had gone, I really settled in and ooh, it was even better than I remembered. Five star treatment, amazing food, the most comfortable bed ever, and I had special treats and wonderful stuff called grass to share with Pharoah (he told me about grass last year).

I'm afraid I was just so thrilled to be back, that the rest of that day was a bit of a blur, and the Slaves say that maybe it is not a good idea for me to tell everyone what we got up to during my wonderful holiday, but I just HAVE to say that it was a AMAZING! We even had room service,can you imagine that? Every day was like the best dream you can imagine, all the new scents and noises and sounds,

and Pharoah telling me all about the birds and garden creatures and oh, huge things called TREES that moved sometimes, and lots more to see than I can ever describe. The wind tickled my fur and it was amazing to see what the Real Night is like in his Kingdom.

My home is nothing like his wonderful Kingdom, and I really did NOT want to leave. But the day eventually came when my Slave came to see us and she spent absolutely ages talking to Pharoah, and he made my heart jump, as I watched him, my beautiful gentle, cuddly Darling! I secretly hoped that we would be taking him home with us!

I even hoped that, failing that, maybe she would forget about me and just go home without me, but sadly not. So I had to say goodbye to my beloved boyfriend and we had a last cuddle.

The journey home was boring, so I went to sleep. I did keep trying to persuade my Slave to take me back, but she didn't or wouldn't listen - typical! Anyhow I settled for spending long hours just dreaming happily that I was back in Pharoah's Kingdom - sighs. That must have worked, as I have been SO happy, even though it is not half as nice here (don't tell my Slave, she would be upset). I've found that I have this funnyfeeling and have been feelinga little bit different. When I wash myself, I seem to have got sort of fatter, but it isnice, and I find I am always purring and smiling - except when Tchai'ky tries to pounce on me when I am dreaming! I've also found a little red felt mouse that I carry around with me all over the place, and I am remembering this sort of feeling from before. Strange isn't it?

My Slave has told me that I am going to be a Mommy again, and she strokes me and says soppy things to the bumps that are appearing down my sides - silly Slave!

I have given up trying to persuade her to take me back to my boyfriend, which is sad, as we had so many wonderful cuddles and quiet chats. Never mind. I send him love-mews through the air at night! I've told him that he is going to be a Daddy again, and I have promised that I will do my very best to make sure our babies are brought up properly. It is funny, really - I went on holiday and now I find I am going to have little babies in a few weeks, in September! Well, now I'm going to have a nap.

I just love nothing better than to sprawl out in the sun and dream of my holiday, and my Slave says I need to get rest now, as when the babies arrive, they will keep me very busy! Wonder if Auntie Linda will let Pharoah come to help me teach our babies all the things he knows? He is ever so wise, you know.